Cottage for holiday rental Orne

9.9/10
Le Sap (13km from Vimoutiers), Orne, Normandy Reference: NO003145 Advertiser since: 6 July 2005
Property Board Arrival Bedrooms Sleeps Bathrooms Additional info
L'Arche de Noe Self Catering Flexible 2 4 2 Two folding beds

About this property

Delightful 400 Year Old Cottage in Beautiful Gardens. This cottage/gite is in a rural setting.

"Noah's Ark" - Entire property for up to 6 guests.

**Price reduced from 500 BPS to 400 BPS for 28th March to 5th April 2018 if booked for whole period.**

Rural location close to Camembert and World War II denouement sites with 1 of 4 remaining tiger tanks nearby. Good for day trips by car to the Normandy landing beaches. Also useful stopover for the South of France or Le Mans.
We think that the sun lounge is one of the best features in that it is ideal for cooler days; large enough for eating, small children to play, viewing the birds in the garden.
Our cottage has an open plan living room/kitchen with a very large double glazed conservatory plus 2 large bedrooms (one with en suite shower/toilet) and a ground floor bathroom/toilet/washing machine. The master bedroom has a double bed and the other bedroom has twin beds. Couples- please be aware that the double bedded room is accessed via the twin bedded room. There are 2 additional fold up single beds available to accommodate 6 persons in total; just let us know. They can be put in the living room if guests have mobility difficulties.
We provide bedding, towels, soap, laundry detergent, cleaning supplies, herbs, spices, salt, pepper, basic foodstuffs to start you off on your holiday.
There is a downstairs TV with Sky box (no card), DVD player and CD player as well as a TV in the main bedroom. We have left a huge supply of English DVD's and CD's for you to play, as well as books and a few games.
There is the best WiFi we can purchase in the area; Neil has managed to hold conference calls with his UK office.
There is a £50 cleaning fee for our local colleague, Les, included in the total price, but we ask that you make up and strip the bedding. If you would like all beds made up for your arrival and not to strip them at the end of your stay we ask you to pay Les an additional £50.
*We can also sometimes accommodate short stays or different arrival days if the cottage is free- please ask.*

Type

Cottage/Gite

Kitchen and dining

Open plan living room/kitchen. The kitchen is well equipped with microwave, range-style gas hob and oven, 'fridge with ice box, separate freezer, toaster, blender, ice bucket, oyster shucking knife, snail platters/holders/pins, steak knives, cooking knives which cut and a can opener which works (at least at the time of posting, March 2018).

Gas bbq for outdoor use.

We supply salt, pepper, vinegar, dried herbs and spices, a few basic provisions such as pasta, rice, biscuits, chocolate, jam, Nutella, sugar and flour for guests to use, but cannot guarantee that they will be available if preceding guests have been very hungry.

You are also welcome to eat any ripe fruit, vegetables or herbs in the garden, but please only take what you will use during your stay. (It would help others if you water the herb garden and veg planters.)

Living rooms

Open plan living room/kitchen. Plus dining area in sun lounge as above.

Bedrooms

Two large bedrooms; one with en suite shower/wc, one with washbasin.

Couples please be aware that the main double-bedded room is currently only accessible through the twin bedded room.

Bathrooms

One ground floor bathroom with half-size bath and shower attachment, hand basin, wc (sorry, not wheelchair accessible). Upstairs, the master bedroom has an en suite shower, hand basin and toilet and the twin bedded room has a hand basin.

The toilets can only be used for the 3P's (pee/poo/paper) since the cottage has a septic tank. Don't worry about this, as it is usual for this sort of area, and any questions you may have will be answered when you are welcomed by our local English-speaking colleague.

Heating

Electric convector radiators. One gas burner heater.

Wood burning stove for late autumn/winter/spring. We will leave this laid between October and March, and further wood/kindling can be bought locally if needed.Please do not use before October as we need to have the chimney swept annually.

Entertainment

Books, board games, boules, table for leaving jigsaws undisturbed during stay, Freeview satellite UK tv, free French tv, Sky box without card, dvd player with lots of 12+ films and music centre with a huge selection of CD's. Please leave the smaller items for others to enjoy.

Internet access/wi-fi is good for rural France but slower than in large cities.

Garden and outside

One and a half acre of lawns with trees and paved area. Garden swing bench and gas bbq.

We ask the farmer (Jean Pierre) to mow the lawn during changeover periods but cannot guarantee that the task will be completed before your stay.

No pets please.

Parking and garages

There is a large off road, hard standing area for approximately 4 cars.

Visitor suitability

We think our cottage is ideal for families with children, but LBGQTI welcome.

Suitable for all visitors other than some wheelchair users (a few steps into the main living room, narrow entrance to downstairs bathroom, no grab rails, no wet room). We can put the 2 folding beds in the main living room if needed. Please email me if further info needed.



Information about any additional facilities

Cleaning fees
For the basic £50 included: towels, tea towels, bath mats, bedding (left folded on the beds for you to make up when you arrive). On departure please strip the beds and put used linens, towels etc in a pile by the front door for our cleaner to take to the laundry. Please dispose of all rubbish in the poubelles/recycling bins at Le Sap or elsewhere.

For an additional £50: our cleaner will also make up and strip the beds if you wish.

Facilities

  • Cleaning

  • Internet

  • No smoking

  • Linen

Activities

Cycling

About the Owner/Advertiser, Mr Neil Lang

Welcome to La Noé. My name is Neil; my friend Rosalind is helping me with the bookings. I bought l'Arche de Noé at the end of June 2017, with a view to living here full time in the future. <br/>Our colleague, Les, lives locally and will welcome you to our cottage and answer any queries you have throughout your stay. He is responsible for the cleaning service.

Year property purchased 2017
Why this location? I like the history and simple beauty of the area.
Unique benefits of property A huge 3-season sun lounge which is ideal during cool/damp weather.

The Owner Recommends

Camembert

There is the village of Camembert home of the famous cheese.

World War II Battlefields and Tank Museum

The area known as the Falaise Gap was the final tank battle of the war won mainly by the Polish.

2 Reviews
9.9/10
  • Cleanliness: 10
  • Comfort: 10
  • Condition: 9.5
  • Facilities: 10
  • Local Amenities: 10
  • Setting: 10
  • Value for Money: 10
10 / 10 eward35 31 July, 2014

Situated outside a small village in rural normandy, I found the property very well presented, with wifi and sky tv, the facilities available at the property were Superb, particularly as we travelled with older children.I thoroughly enjoyed my visit to this property, very comfortable and well located for visiting the best of what normandy can offer. I would definitely recommend a visit.

9.8 / 10 Sarah 5 August, 2013

Good points
Stunning location - very quiet, with just the sounds of cows mooing and birds singing. The large double-glazed conservatory is the perfect place to sit in one of the rocking chairs, sipping a glass of wine (or chilled farm cider!) and gazing at the acre and a half of lawn dotted with trees. Come here if you want utter peace and quiet.

Bad points
The double bedroom is accessed via the twin bedroom, so is fine for a family but wouldn't suit two couples holidaying together. It didn't matter to us as we were a single couple on our own - and we could use the twin room to store our suitcases. The macerating toilet periodically flushes itself - mildly alarming at night until you work out what it is, but not a problem as such!